Aquarius (January 20 - February 18)

Working with a certain coworker seems like it's asking for trouble, but you know how making assumptions can cause trouble. The stars say if you restrict yourself to the task at hand, you might get more done than you'd hoped for, especially if the task is playing with Microsoft Paint.

Cancer (June 22 - July 22)

Ignore any pressure you're feeling (especially if it's coming from yourself). Let any relevant parties know you're not quite ready to make a move, but you will be soon. Then go somewhere peaceful to think. Check to see if there’s a Kevin Costner film playing somewhere.

Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)

Ambitious moves and power shifts on the job help put you in place for the brass ring. Your success is assured, especially when the powers-that-be get a look at all of your hard work. Who knows where you'll go next? Maybe they’ll put you in charge of condom surveillance.

Aries (March 21 - April 19)

You have a judicious eye when it comes to evaluating the people in your life. While you clearly know how to size someone up, make sure they don't feel manipulated before you do any maneuvering. Make sure they’re not aroused when maneuvering around them as well. That could spell disaster.

Stooks Proverb: There’s a black sheep in every flock. Kramer usually calls it names.