Jeri Anne was our guest co-host today. She’s a corrections officer for the Shawnee County Jail. She explained the difference between jail and prison (3:04). We also heard how she got screwed by her adviser at Washburn (2:21). Literally? You’ll have to listen. The rest of the show was all about the Free for All. [...]
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Stooksoscope for Friday
Leo (July 23 – August 22) Put your determination on display. Yeah, just keep sitting there with your Pringles can on the Polydent-stained coach you got from your grandpa. Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21) Let the rational reenter your life as you restore organization to some parts that have gone topsy-turvy. A little chaos [...]
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Donald Trump continues to amuse over Rosie. She called him a pimp on her blog, and he responded. “Rosie got mentally beaten up by me, because she’s a mental midget, a lowlife. I think she’s got a death wish. It’s too bad a degenerate is able to get away with things like that.” Did he [...]
Fish in your business
Lots of random fun stuff from today’s show. “Fish in your business” The Song (0:34). “Fish in your business” The Explanation (2:17). Is Mike Myers gay? (0:47). Knight Rider is a logistical nightmare (3:54). The New Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (3:39). “Gotta love the marquee at Dara’s” (4:29). Resolving to win the Lottery for New [...]
Stooksoscope for Thursday
Aquarius (January 20 – February 18) Now that you’ve pinpointed what you really want to do, you’ll be surprised at the influential person who steps forward to help you on your chosen path: a mummified Don Knotts. Cancer (June 22 – July 22) You need to shed whatever’s not working, mainly, your Diddy-line Raccoon Dog [...]
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The Enquirer says O.J. Simpson’s addicted to painkillers. At least he’s over that whole addiction to slaughtering people phase. Jessica Simpson is in the midst of a meltdown so severe, Ashlee’s been called in to cheer her up. In Touch says Jessica’s depressed and even spent two days locked in her trailer on the set [...]
Returning gifts and Rosie sitting on Trump
Andrew London joined me as our “guest fill-in co-host.” It’s quite the prestigious title. Think returning Christmas Gifts is awkward? How about returning a douche? (2:13) Check out this Trump-Rosie mind puzzler (0:34). We also talked about what a clever thinker Trump is (1:41). “I’ll be lit for Christmas” (0:52). Oprah and Stedman are living [...]
Stooksoscope for Wednesday
Capricorn (December 22 – January 19) You believe two heads are better than one, and the stars give you a chance to prove it. Well, YouTube has the Siamese twins video, too. You might try that first. Gemini (May 21 – June 21) A difference of opinion could turn into something fiery. Wear a condom. [...]
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James Brown died. He kicked ass in Rocky IV. Apollo died in Rocky IV. Oprah and Stedman are now living together. No word on whether Gayle King will be forced out of the bed completely. Rosie O’Donnell is blogging about Donald Trump. Here’s a line for Trump to use: “I’m surprised they make a keyboard [...]
Chris’ last day
Today was Chris’ last day, and we stuck with our Free for All Friday mode to say goodbye. “A breakfast tribute to Chris Casey” (3:29). “A woman wants Chris’ help to get into the music biz” (2:37). “The Harry Potter Fan” fan (1:33) Longest Distance Listener Shua says goodbye (2:44). “I bonded this guy out [...]
Stooksoscope for Friday
Leo (July 23 – August 22) An unorthodox job opportunity could open up your possibilities for creative freedom. But remember, people just don’t tip as well for fecal art as they used to. Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21) Relationships improve when you apply a good attitude to them. If you do, you’ll be able [...]
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Britney Spears has been named “Most Controversial Celebrity of the Year” by CNN’s Showbiz Tonight. She won by a vagina hair, just edging out Mel Gibson. Donald Trump and Rosie O’Donnell are feuding and Barbara Walters is stuck in the middle. Ha. Amazingly, Rosie is acting more adult about it than Trump. My favorite part: [...]
Reminiscing, without the walking through the park part
Today, we spent some time looking over some of our favorite clips over the past year. Since Chris is leaving the show, we explained some of his bits a little more. You’ve heard some of these before, but not with the fun explanations from today’s show. “Stooks hungover after watching the Oscars” (4:11). For some [...]
Stooksoscope for Thursday
Aquarius (January 20 – February 18) Take off in a brand-new direction. It’s time to show off your skills — including a few that people didn’t know you had. Just be sure no small children are around when you do it. That trick is illegal in most states and Puerto Rico. Just ask Screech. Cancer [...]
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In Touch Weekly says Britney Spears has been calling Kevin Federline and taunting him about her makeout sessions with J.R. Rotem and about how little money K-Fed has. For Christmas, Paris Hilton gave Britney Spears a $500 purse to carry a dog in. Britney Spears got a hand tattoo of a star or something white [...]
Santa’s listening
I had it on good authority that Santa was listening to today’s show. We told our listeners to get their last minute Christmas items onto his list. Segment 1 – Role models (2:08) Segment 2 – A Wii for Mom (4:41) Segment 3 – Someone to do the laundry/Did you say “Happy Holidays?” (4:14) In [...]
Stooksoscope for Wednesday
Capricorn (December 22 – January 19) Feel like someone’s put a second helping of anxiety on your plate and you didn’t even ask for the first? Maybe it’s time you speak up and say “can’t someone get some G D mashed potatoes up in here. Gemini (May 21 – June 21) Lately the tried-and-true just [...]
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Britney’s going to burlesque clubs, by the way. Here’s an incident from the weekend: Britney, while smoking, got on stage, “gyrated for the crowd,” and showed off her bra. The club owner asked her to move out of the way. Then, she started drinking again. Paris Hilton is taking acting lessons in preparation for her [...]
Christmas freakout
Time’s running out, and some are freaking out about Christmas. Segment 1 (2:42) Segment 2 (2:25) Segment 3 (3:04) We had a lot of random stuff today. “Screw It” (0:39) “How to advertise (2:18) “The Questions of Life from a MySpace Bulletin” (0:30) “A Christmas Greeting from the staff of Stooks in the Morning” (0:30) [...]
Stooksoscope for Tuesday
Leo (July 23 – August 22) It’s time to pack up your troubles and get happy. Your luck has just taken a spectacular turn for the better. Now you can gleefully put away any lingering problems that have been on your mind for far too long. Go ahead, try on your grandma’s underwear. No one’s [...]
