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Monthly Archives May 2007
Memorial Day
Thank God I’ve had the last two-and-a-half years to meet and appreciate the men and women who sacrifice their lives for our country. Every time I hear a news report about another Fort Riley soldier killed, I cringe, and hope not to recognize the name. It’s a pretty selfish process. While the rest of us [...]
Free for All Friday Thursday
We’re in “Least Terrible Of” mode tomorrow, so we thought we’d do Free for All today, instead.
Excusing Darth Vader?
A group of psychiatrists diagnosed Darth Vader with Borderline Personality Disorder. Does this excuse his actions?
Transmitter drama
Well, our transmitter’s power supply conked out again. When you read this, chances are I’m on the road with my engineer, Randy Stewart, to pick up the new part from Quincy, Illinois. It’s 700 pounds, so it wouldn’t fit in a Priority Mail envelope. It looks like a 6-hour drive, putting us in Quincy at [...]
Online dating: Moving before meeting
“K.I.T.T., I need more dill!”
Show Clips – Learning with old people
I had a 45 minute conversation with “The Old Man Who Refuses To Say ‘Hi’” yesterday. I learned many life lessons.
Show Clips – Greeting Cards
Air Drummer vs Body Hair Woman (1:26)
Scoop
Hoff’s shirtless, drunken hamburger struggle video has cost him visitation rights until at least May 21, when a judge will decide his future rights. Hoff says a bad experience with fast food stopped him from performing in The Producers last month. Helpful tip: you really shouldn’t eat it off the floor. Paris Hilton has officially [...]
Show Clips – Weather Chat!
We talked about weather today. Not usually an exciting topic, but a 1.7 mile wide, 200 mile-per-hour tornado wiping out Greensburg seemed to help. I posted a picture from Greensburg below, but you should check out more of the overhead shots.
Scoop
Paris Hilton says her 45 day jail sentence is unfair and “I don’t deserve this.” It seems a bit much for driving with a suspended license, but she deserves something. Maybe they could just put a chastity bracelet on her goods.Paris’ mom is pretty pissed about the whole deal. She told the prosecutor “this is [...]
Something to watch
It’s a unique animation/narration of a soldier’s experience in Iraq. Only four minutes. Worth watching. The War In Iraq: A Soldiers Perspective – Brought to you by Break.com Video Search
