Month: May 2007

Testimonials

Testimonials – Wii/Mac (3:43) Testimonials – Lipton Diet Green Tea (2:47) Testimonials – Not the Olive Garden (2:44) Testimonials – KY Tingling (1:18) Scoop – K-Fed & Keanu Tag Team (4:54) Stooks going commando? (0:59) Wedding Weather (2:33)

Memorial Day

Thank God I’ve had the last two-and-a-half years to meet and appreciate the men and women who sacrifice their lives for our country. Every time I hear a news report about another Fort Riley soldier killed, I cringe, and hope not to recognize the name. It’s a pretty selfish process. While the rest of us…

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Free for All Friday Thursday

We’re in “Least Terrible Of” mode tomorrow, so we thought we’d do Free for All today, instead. Eye Boog/Idol Finale (6:54) Idol/Lost (4:18) Travel costs (5:33) Gas prices (2:10) Gas is cheap! (0:57) WTF is rec? (2:04) Player hatin’ on Worlds of Fun (2:06) Fried Cheese On A Stick (1:54) Ogden Flooding (3:13)

Excusing Darth Vader?

A group of psychiatrists diagnosed Darth Vader with Borderline Personality Disorder. Does this excuse his actions? Darth 1 (1:42) Darth 2 (2:10) Darth 3 (1:52) Darth 4/Ketchup-Egg Mouth (3:30) Idol – Everyone wins! (4:43) Scoop – Sanjaya the Fraud (4:16)

Road Trips and Old People Dining

Two old people stories (5:04) Road Trips 1 – Quincy (3:55) Road Trips 2 – I know that KFC! (3:59) Road Trips 3 – Ball of twine (2:36) Road Trips 4 – Mountain Dew Amp (2:37) Joe Francis vs Candy Spelling (3:33) Paul Abdul breaks her nose (4:07) Season finales (3:52) More old people dining…

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Transmitter drama

Well, our transmitter’s power supply conked out again. When you read this, chances are I’m on the road with my engineer, Randy Stewart, to pick up the new part from Quincy, Illinois. It’s 700 pounds, so it wouldn’t fit in a Priority Mail envelope. It looks like a 6-hour drive, putting us in Quincy at…

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Free for All Friday

Rock March (1:44) Public restroom annoyances (3:39) Pronouncing “banana” (1:04) Scoop: Britney thanking fans (2:23) Bananana (3:47) Dad comes home (0:38) 14 year old kiss? (5:33) Military Discount Drama 1 (4:59) Military Discount Drama 2 (6:49) Military Discount Drama 3 (4:47) Military Discount Drama 4 (2:10)

Freak Neighbors and Spongebreath Jeri Anne

Idol: Pantsuit curse (1:47) Idol: Seacrest gets upstaged (5:11) Scoop: Paris’ slime trail (3:29) Freak Neighbors 1 (4:23) Freak Neighbors 2 (3:11) Freak Neighbors 3 (2:47) Freak Neighbors 4 (2:14) Freak Neighbors 5 (2:03) Spongebreath Jeri Anne (1:00) Freak Neighbors 6 (3:26) Jeri Anne cheats on her dog? (3:41)

Online dating: Moving before meeting

MySpace Lady of the Street Message (0:56) Moving before meeting 1 (2:22) Moving before meeting 2 (6:26) Moving before meeting 3 (4:59) Idol: Pantsuits and drunk Seacrest? (5:02) Scoop – Hoff on hamburgers (4:14) “K.I.T.T., I need more dill!”

Show Clips – MySpace vs The Army

Soldiers & MySpace ban 1 (2:37) Soldiers & MySpace ban 2 (7:11) Soldiers & MySpace ban 3 (5:43) Soldiers & MySpace ban 4 (8:23) Soldiers & MySpace ban 5 (6:57) Soldiers & MySpace ban 6 (4:29) Sounding Badass While Trying To Get Kid Back Tips 2007 (0:32) 24 Kills Some Time (4:41) Scoop – Donald…

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Show Clips – Free for All Friday

Join my Marco Polo team (1:24) Scoop – Subway Jared: Porn King (4:37) Back crack money? (1:29) Wait, that’s your line (3:26) Old people & the diarrhea (2:37) Rescuing concert tickets (1:43) What’s wrong with beatboxing? (2:31) Recipe on my face (3:30) Recipe my pants (3:21)

Show Clips – Learning with old people

I had a 45 minute conversation with “The Old Man Who Refuses To Say ‘Hi’” yesterday. I learned many life lessons. Learning with old people 1 (3:12) Learning with old people 2 (2:56) Learning with old people 3 (3:03) Learning with old people 4 (2:28) Learning with old people 5 (1:08) No motivation (1:00) Scoop…

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Show Clips – Greeting Cards

Mother’s Day cards 1 (4:23) Mother’s Day cards 2 (5:31) Mother’s Day cards 3 (3:41) Mother’s Day cards 4 (4:02) Old, German, moaning woman (2:22) Scoop – O.J./Olsen Twin lovin’ (5:05) Scoop – Rosie taking over for Bob Barker? (3:52) Idol – A coherent Abdul (4:57) Big Lake cleanup (3:12) Air Drummer vs Body Hair…

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Show Clips – Public restrooms

24: Logistical Nightmare (3:58) Public restroom experiences 1 (2:24) Public restroom experiences 2 (3:54) Public restroom experiences 3 (4:46) Public restroom experiences 4 (1:34) Scoop – Hoff’s fast food problem (3:53) Stalker advice (0:47)

Scoop

Hoff’s shirtless, drunken hamburger struggle video has cost him visitation rights until at least May 21, when a judge will decide his future rights. Hoff says a bad experience with fast food stopped him from performing in The Producers last month. Helpful tip: you really shouldn’t eat it off the floor. Paris Hilton has officially…

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Show Clips – Weather Chat!

We talked about weather today. Not usually an exciting topic, but a 1.7 mile wide, 200 mile-per-hour tornado wiping out Greensburg seemed to help. I posted a picture from Greensburg below, but you should check out more of the overhead shots. Weather chat 1 (2:43) Weather chat 2 (3:22) Weather chat 3 (2:49) Weather chat…

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Scoop

Paris Hilton says her 45 day jail sentence is unfair and “I don’t deserve this.” It seems a bit much for driving with a suspended license, but she deserves something. Maybe they could just put a chastity bracelet on her goods.Paris’ mom is pretty pissed about the whole deal. She told the prosecutor “this is…

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Something to watch

It’s a unique animation/narration of a soldier’s experience in Iraq. Only four minutes. Worth watching. The War In Iraq: A Soldiers Perspective – Brought to you by Break.com Video Search

Show Clips – Free for All Friday

Fat girls in skinny clothes 2007 (1:52) Spiderman Logistical Nightmare (3:49) Drunk Hoff eating burger (3:07) Cue the Bolton (2:27) Less vs Fewer (1:14) Ugly DJs (2:30) Would you eat…? (2:41) Shaving and cell phones (3:25)

Scoop

David Hasselhoff “appears intoxicated, lying on the floor, wearing only a pair of blue jeans while attempting to eat a hamburger” in a fun video shot by his 16-year-old daughter. Lindsay Lohan is planning on making the most of her 21st birthday in July, when she can finally get into clubs. She lives a rough…

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Show Clips

Creepy friend wants more 1 (3:45) Creepy friend wants more 2 (2:54) Creepy friend wants more 3 (2:37) Creepy friend wants more 4 (3:58) Creepy friend wants more 5 (4:28) MySpace Lady of the Street Reading (1:22) Scoop – Katie Holmes flirting (3:32) Idol – Paula the Puppet (2:53)

Scoop

Cops pulled over Britney Spears tour bus on the way to her comeback show at the House of Blues in San Diego. The bus was causing a bit of a traffic jam. Britney must’ve thrown a “pressed ham” at the window. Katie Holmes might be a little too flirtatious with a co-star from Mad Money.…

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Show Clips

Stooks vs. T Mobile (3:53) Idol – Even thanking Bono (3:48) May Day Celebrations 1 (2:03) May Day Celebrations 2 (0:56) Hoff’s Ex on a rampage (3:20) Target security guards (1:17) Jeri Anne: Olive Garden virgin (3:20) Alfredo sauce on my face (0:58) Scooter update (0:46)

Show Clips

Scooter Girl 1 (1:31) Scooter Girl 2 (5:58) Scooter Girl 3 (3:32) Scooter Girl 4 (3:24) Scooter Girl 5 (3:11) Scooter Girl 6 (1:56) Scoop – Brit’s wig almost goes (2:00) Applebee’s Revenge (4:04) Your show sucks today (2:25)