I went to the DMV to get my tags renewed today.

My Corolla was registered in Riley County, and I needed to change it to Johnson, so there wasn't much I could do to avoid a physical visit to the DMV.

People who go to the DMV have problems. Don't believe me? Then why is there a Value Store and a Beauty & Dollar Plus on either side? Throw in a liquor store two doors down, and you could spend an entire day/passed out night in the same parking lot.

I was out in 45 minutes, a world record.

Labels: alcohol, DMV, dollar store, drugs, hair products

I'm shocked at the free publicity for Taco Bell's "Steal a Base, Steal a Taco" promotion (bold mine).

There has been at least one stolen base in every World Series matchup since 1990. When the first base is stolen, the unit of Yum Brands Inc, will announce a Tuesday afternoon when consumers will be able to walk into the chain's participating 5,800 outlets and ask for a free taco. Anyone who walks into a participating outlet during the give-away period would be eligible for a free taco.

This is not a good deal. I'm just not shit-faced enough on a Tuesday afternoon to appreciate Taco Bell. Even when I'm drunk, Taco Bell is a last resort.

"Nothing else close by when you're wasted? Go to Taco Bell."

Hey, Taco Bell! Why haven't you hired me, yet? I totally owned the drive-thru when I worked at McDonald's in high school.

Labels: advertising, alcohol, drugs, fast food, restaurants

(2:18 podcast) Sailor Jerry kicked my ass into a world of embarrassment last week.

Labels: alcohol, podcasts