First, Marie Osmond faints on Dancing with the Stars.  Now, her son's going into rehab.  What exactly are they smoking at the Osmond house?  I would pass on that pipe, if I were you.  Apparently, it causes your hair to go mad, too.

Locks of Love needs that mane, Marie

Labels: celebrities, drugs

I went to the DMV to get my tags renewed today.

My Corolla was registered in Riley County, and I needed to change it to Johnson, so there wasn't much I could do to avoid a physical visit to the DMV.

People who go to the DMV have problems. Don't believe me? Then why is there a Value Store and a Beauty & Dollar Plus on either side? Throw in a liquor store two doors down, and you could spend an entire day/passed out night in the same parking lot.

I was out in 45 minutes, a world record.

Labels: alcohol, DMV, dollar store, drugs, hair products

I'm shocked at the free publicity for Taco Bell's "Steal a Base, Steal a Taco" promotion (bold mine).

There has been at least one stolen base in every World Series matchup since 1990. When the first base is stolen, the unit of Yum Brands Inc, will announce a Tuesday afternoon when consumers will be able to walk into the chain's participating 5,800 outlets and ask for a free taco. Anyone who walks into a participating outlet during the give-away period would be eligible for a free taco.

This is not a good deal. I'm just not shit-faced enough on a Tuesday afternoon to appreciate Taco Bell. Even when I'm drunk, Taco Bell is a last resort.

"Nothing else close by when you're wasted? Go to Taco Bell."

Hey, Taco Bell! Why haven't you hired me, yet? I totally owned the drive-thru when I worked at McDonald's in high school.

Labels: advertising, alcohol, drugs, fast food, restaurants

FDA warns Viagra tied to hearing loss

Viagra and other impotence drugs are about to bear new warnings that users may experience sudden hearing loss.

It’s not clear that the drugs truly trigger hearing loss, but the Food and Drug Administration decided Thursday to add a warning about the possible risk after counting 29 reports of the problem since 1996 among users of this family of medicines.

My take: a four-hour erection has the potential to cause a serious amount of hearing loss.

Labels: drugs