Flashback: Crunchy and Creamy

Wednesday, December 12, 2007

Once a week, I'll post a flashback clip from the old radio days.

Crunchy Creamy Peanut Butter (56 second MP3), one of the most moronic bits we did on the show.

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The High Lady returns

Wednesday, December 05, 2007

(1:54 podcast) The High Lady called and left a voicemail. I've had a bad habit of not logging on to my phone system. After missing this classic High Lady call, I'll do better on that. The number is 785.727.2291, and you can see if I'm available on the right column of the homepage.

It's been a long time since I've had two podcast posts in a row. Don't get used to it.

By the way, it sounds like the High Lady is watching the Chris Casey-Matt Stooks collaboration "KSU: What to do?" during the phone call.

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I'm not George Carlin yet

Tuesday, December 04, 2007

(3:44 podcast) I tried stand up for the first time tonight.

It wasn't terrible. It wasn't brilliant by any means. It was a good learning experience. I'll do it again.

It's a lot different than what I'm used to: talking into a microphone in an empty room with no encouragement/discouragement from an audience. The lights were blinding. I couldn't see anyone. It was like talking into a black hole. There were probably 20 people in the room, eight of them were there to perform, so the atmosphere wasn't the best. I'll let friends come watch me next time, so hopefully I'll have more laughs in my corner.

Feel free to share your thoughts.

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Two minutes on the DMV

Thursday, October 25, 2007

(2:06 podcast) A phone response from my post on the DMV.

If you ever see a topic you'd like to call on, just look to see if "I'm Online" is lit up on the right side of the home page, and we'll talk it out. If I'm not online, feel free to leave a voicemail. Either way, the number is 785.727.2291.

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Podcast: Old people, crapping yourself, Matt Lauer, etc.

Thursday, October 18, 2007

Chris Casey called the Skype line yesterday and we caught a little magic for a podcast.

In eight-and-a-half minutes, we covered topics including: old people, having a heart attack vs crapping yourself, Matt Lauer, the government, and Britney's vagina reappearing.

After you're done listening to that, enjoy 20 seconds of brilliance in Chris' "Manu Ginobili: Euro-Flop!" I don't think I've put it on the blog before. Your enjoyment is guaranteed.


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Shua Chat - Heroes, Rambo, It's Always Sunny, Cavemen, etc.

Wednesday, October 03, 2007

(5:47 podcast) Stooks contributer Shua called the Skype line (785.727.2291) and taught me all kinds of fun things, mostly about TV.

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Criminals' tattoos

Thursday, September 27, 2007

I've expressed my thoughts on tattoos before, but Channel 9's Crimestoppers has me thinking again.

(1:40 podcast mp3)


"I drive a Camry."

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WTF: Michael Jackson's Black or White

Monday, September 24, 2007

(1:55 podcast) I'm getting annoyed by a certain part of Michael Jackson's "Black or White."



"Wait 'til I rip this shirt open, 12-year-old boys will be all over me."

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Stop hiding, Manute

Friday, September 07, 2007

(1:08) In this podcast, I address one of my biggest disappointments since returning to Kansas City.



Note: You are not hallucinating.

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Larry Craig's Podcast

Tuesday, September 04, 2007

(2:39) Soon-to-be-former Senator Larry Craig takes to the pod-o-verse to address claims on his sexuality.



"There's not one ounce of limp in that wrist" - Larry Craig

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Sailor Jerry Reunion



(2:18 podcast) Sailor Jerry kicked my ass into a world of embarrassment last week.


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Botox, moles and a flashback clip

Wednesday, August 29, 2007

Chris: wtf
Chris: why would you tell me that
Chris: when im about to eat, ass
Stooks: it reminded me of cindy crawford's mole
Stooks: i'm going to put that factoid up with the flashback audio
Chris: so does jose canseco
Chris: i see
Stooks: jose canseco reminds me of aaron neville's mole, not cindy crawford's
Chris: aaron nevilles mole never took steroids
Stooks: bs
Chris: although that would explain the high voice
Stooks: and the mole acne
Chris: uncontrollable mole rage
Chris: the mole killed several other moles then attempted to hang itself


(1:33 podcast) Here's a flashback that helps make sense of it all.

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How memory works

Tuesday, August 28, 2007

(1:40 podcast) Last night, I figured out how memory works.

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Live, er, taped from the screened-in porch

Monday, July 23, 2007

(22:10) I taped today's cast from the screened-in porch, and then got a fun call from Shua on the Skype line.

Topics include: weekend in Lawrence, drunks bumming smokes, texting like a douche, drinking, living with your parents, and more!

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All librarians are dirty

Friday, July 20, 2007

(3:55 podcast) My friend Danny called the Skype line today, and we quickly got into a discussion on librarians being dirty.

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The "I'm a dork" Podcast

Thursday, July 19, 2007

(7:16 podcast) I'm all about cellphones in this podcast.

After five years, I have a new phone. It's a beauty: the Sprint Mogul.



I'm using Orb to stream audio from my home network to the Mogul. Pretty flawless so far. Orb lets you stream any media from your home to any computer. So, instead of having an 8 gig iPhone, I have Orb streaming from my 250 gig external hard drive to my Mogul.

I can watch YouTube videos on the Mogul, too. While the Sprint network is loads faster than AT&T's, the video isn't nearly as crisp as the beautiful screen on the iPhone. YouTube looks better on the iPhone than on any computer monitor I've seen.

I have to say, the iPhone is one of the best things I've ever played with (tee hee). I'm hoping for an iPod with the same screen and Wi-Fi as the iPhone. Basically, the same device, minus the phone, minus a couple hundred bucks.

The fast data network was what sold me on Sprint. If you have a friend who works at Sprint, you can use their email address and get a ridiculously cheap plan with the Sprint Employee Referral Offer. I ended up saving more than 100 bucks on the phone itself, 1250 anytime minutes, unlimited nights and weekends, and unlimited data. All of this, just for 50 bucks a month and one awkward 20-minute conversation with a Sprint employee upon activation.

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Meet Phil Hendrie

Friday, July 13, 2007



(8:32 podcast) I love this guy, and think more people should know about him.

He's the best radio talent I've ever heard. Phil has also done character voices for King of the Hill, Futurama, and was the voice of I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.E.N.C.E in Team America. He was on "Teachers" and produced two TV pilots.

Phil's site

Hendriepedia.com

Listen to his show (12am-3am central)

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Karaoke Housewarming

Monday, July 09, 2007

Whoa! Mic withdrawal!

This is my first podcast since leaving the show (24:02 - 11 MB).

The first fifteen minutes are on my friend Chris' housewarming party. MiniDisc + Karaoke = Goodness.

Visual aids:


Key component of the night



Looks like a challenge a la The Unbreakable Comb!



A tame sampling of the evening's activities



Virgin Lemonade. That's more like it.

Bonus podcast goodies:

A dorky new way to contribute to the show, some Viewer Voicemail and a plug for HBO's comedy series Flight of the Conchords. They posted the fourth episode at the website. Check it out. Pretty classic stuff.

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