If you noticed, we were in clip show mode yesterday because I was at the Kansas Association of Broadcasters Convention. Hear about my journey and why I appreciate working here more today than I did before the event. The convention was at the Prairie Band Casino in Topeka. One of our listeners let us know…
Leo (July 23 – August 22) You have leadership abilities that you haven’t even tapped yet. Add to that a sense of optimism that draws even more people to you. This is perfect, because you’ve been in the mood to lead a movement. Rise ant children! Rise! Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21) Consider yourself…
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have officially announced a wedding date of Saturday, November 18th in Italy. Hopefully they will stay there. TMZ got a copy of the birth certificate for the latest Federline: Jayden James. And it is a boy. And they think Britney will shove him in everyone’s face just in time for…
I saw a couple fighting in the Target parking lot Saturday night. Since Target is a happy place, I figured it must’ve been over something stupid. This led to a discussion on stupid fights, cranberries and our company softball game (5:09). The Cranwhore The latest Stooks Voicemail (370-HACK) (1:49). “Terrible Relationship Advice.” (1:02)
Aquarius (January 20 – February 18) You’re magnetic — truly, a creature of irresistible mystery. Get set to dazzle the next person who crosses your path. They’ll stay dazzled! And they’ll even tell their friends! Holding a dead squirrel in your mouth is no easy feat. Cancer (June 22 – July 22) Trying to read…
Tax fraud master Wesley Snipes has been found in Namibia, birthplace of Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt. He’s filming a movie there. Ouch. How bad of a movie could that be if it took them this long to realise he’s there shooting it? Keith Urban’s going back to rehab. Not for coke this time, but for alcohol.…
Segment 1 – No respect for linemen/Take it to Maury (1:59) Segment 2 – What’s wrong with men/The High Lady on football (4:17) Segment 3 – I need a psychic/A psychic calls with bad news (3:19) Segment 4 – Men problems (4:46) Segment 5 – Is that Snagglepuss? (3:37)
Capricorn Are you secretly holding onto an old longing? Be careful — if you let it sit inside you unvoiced, you could start to feel resentful. Emotions like those can start to fester, just like that Taco Bell bean burrito that fell behind your couch two months ago. Gemini There’s a part of you that…
Anna Nicole’s non-boyfriend potential baby daddy has a creepy website up as a tribute to the baby he says is his. All the baby has to do now is get old enough to read, write and understand symbolism and she’ll understand his true love. It looks like Anna isn’t in any hurry to get back…
We talked about one of the more sensitive issues facing America today: what do you do when you’re talking to someone who has a boog hanging? Segment 1 (4:21)Segment 2 (3:55) “Poor, poor ‘Pick It.’ All those bacteria-infested arms up his nostrils aren’t helping his snot problem.” In other show activity… A Harry Potter fan…
This week’s John Stossel Pick: Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person. Five stashes.
Leo A little modesty adds an intriguing element to your usual self-confidence. Others are intrigued by this humble side of you, but they mostly think your megaphone simply broke. Sagittarius It’s time for you to take it to the limit. In the process, you might discover that those so-called limits are really just self-perceived limitations.…
You could have Kevin Federline at your next party for just $15 thousand. You just have to let him promote his CD. And have a fully stocked pantry of Cheetos. Inventor: The “Sunglass in the Wife Beater” look Shocking news: Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes’ wedding plans have changed. They’ll get married next month in…
Here’s our latest video. Thanks to Photoshop Adam for the video/artwork.
Askmen.com is encouraging its readers to ask for a girl’s email address instead of her phone number. We discussed. Segment 1 – featuring the High Lady (5:02)Segment 2 (0:30)Segment 3 (2:16)Segment 4 (4:34)Segment 5 (4:39) In other show activity… One of our listeners has done some research on the porn industry (3:57). We check the…
Aquarius Education takes you even further than you thought it would. So the topic is unusual — after all, if you want to learn about ant farming practices, why shouldn’t you? It could come in handy in an unexpected manner: making your boss do the “ants in my pants” dance. Cancer Giving back to the…
Stooks plays the old woman. Chris plays Harold, her husband. They call in about the passing of the metrosexual trend.
Britney Spears has started a contest to see who can sell the most copies of Kevin Federline’s CD, which comes out Halloween. First place gets to party with Britney and Kevin at the CD release party. Second place gets a pair of his old tennis shoes. Third place gets a spent joint with Kevin Federline’s…
Here’s an odd article I ran across on the demise of the metrosexual and why men shouldn’t wear flip flops. We discussed. Segment 1 (2:27)Segment 2 (1:47)Segment 3 (2:23)Segment 4 (4:52) Featuring the old couple One Carson Kressley agrees: “Stooks in the Morning blows! I wish!” In other show activity… Stooks in the Morning reporter…
Capricorn You’re a big believer in the true, humble virtues of hard work and impressive results. Now, however, you could use a little glitz to further your cause. Show everyone just what a player you can be. No, I didn’t say “go piggin’.” Gemini What happens when you give a little spark plenty of air?…
Rosie O’Donnell may be in talks to get her own F/X show, a spinoff based on her appearance on Nip/Tuck. She played a poor woman who won the lottery then pays Julian McMahon’s character $400 thousand to have sex with her. I saw the episode. I haven’t seen anything since. Kevin Federline taped an appearance…
My friend Chris got a discussion going on his blog involving a two percent tip for bad service at Buffalo Wild Wings in Kansas City. We asked our listeners, how low is too low for a bad tip? And if the waitress is pregnant, does she deserve a break? Segment 1 (5:38)Segment 2 (5:37)Segment 3…
Leo Sometimes you can get so attracted by the glitter that you edge dangerously close to going over the top. Take a step back — or better yet, ask a good friend for their perspective on the matter. The temporary tattoo of Bob Saget on your left butt check might be a bit much. Sagittarius…
This is the third story about Angelina Jolie’s bodyguards getting a bit too intense in India. A photographer says one of the hired Indian security guards punched him and then pulled a gun on him. He was also verbally abused. Tara Reid is talking about her deformed boobs a lot lately. She also says “Taradise,”…
We thought it might be cool to post the video of one of our character bits so you can see how we execute it. This was more of a trial run, we need to move some stuff around in the studio so you can see what my hands are doing (tee hee). We plan to…
First off, scroll down to check out our first video production if you haven’t seen it yet. We plan on doing some more, and if you click on the “YouTube” button in the right column you can find all of our videos in the future. Now, to the Free for All. DeMone the Demon called…
Aquarius Mistakes were made. Hey, it happens. Sometimes people speak without thinking. That’s what happens when you’re a human being. Poop in your pants happens when you’re old and a human being, too. Cancer Focus on the present, especially if you’re dealing with a disagreement with a loved one. Bringing up the past will only…
Mel Gibson says tequila made him act the way he did when he got a DUI. Am I the only person who wants to take a nap after tequila? By the way, the police searched the house of the deputy who busted Mel. They think he was the one who leaked the arrest report to…
Directed by: Chris CaseyWritten by: Chris Casey and Matt StooksArt by: Photoshop Adam
One of the most honest calls we’ve ever received, got one of the biggest responses from our listeners we’ve ever experienced. Listen to this woman explain why she should be allowed to sleep with as many men as she wants to, but her “main man” better not even think about sleeping around. Now, listen to…