Hold me…Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock are divorcing. He’s seeking custody of her breasts. Jesse Jackson has called for a boycott of the latest Seinfeld box set because of Kramer’s racism. Can you guess what Kramer said in response? Michael Jackson’s pulling an Angelina, and lending his support to Africa, specifically, Rwanda. Can you legally…
Britney and Paris look like BFF. They partied at Paris’ place after the American Music Awards. Neighbors called the police because their music was so loud. Then, they had a run-in with Lindsay Lohan this weekend. This is almost as good as the Paris-Lohan danceoff story. The paparazzi were all focused on Lohan until Paris…
Fox has canceled its special on O.J. Newscorp is also O.J.’s publisher, so they canceled the book, too. “This was an ill-considered project. We are sorry for any pain this has caused the families of Ron Goldman and Nicole Brown-Simpson,” said Rupert Murdoch of Fox. So, I guess we might never know how O.J. would…
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes were officially married before they ever arrived in Rome! They had to do it that way, seeing how Italy doesn’t recognize Scientology weddings. So the wedding was just for show! You do not waste Brooke Shield’s valuable time! “We are now one in the eyes of Voltron.” In the new…
Justin Timberlake may have slammed Janet Jackson in song. He and Nelly Furtado are on one of the songs from Timbaland’s CD, which comes out in march. He may be referring to an appearance on Oprah, where Janet didn’t talk very nice about Justin. Take a listen to the 20-second clip, I’ve even provided the…
Emmitt upset Mario Lopez, and won Dancing with the Stars. You could see Mario Lopez’ ego completely collapse through his forced smile. At 45 years old, George Clooney is People’s Sexiest Man Alive for the second time, tying Brad Pitt. Brad Pitt is still winning in the “owning more of other people’s kids” race, still.…
Katie Holmes bought $3 thousand in lingerie for her wedding this weekend. Maybe they had to pay extra to have anti-Zordon shields sewn in to protect Katie’s areoli from the Scientology goons. Don’t go there, girl! Oprah didn’t get an invite to the wedding. Oprah says she doesn’t feel dissed, and she even plans on…
Astrologers warn: Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes wedding this Saturday will be a shame. Their signs simply don’t make for a good wedding that day. It’s too late! They’ve arrived in Rome Monday! I don’t think they’re worried. Tom wouldn’t believe in something as silly as astrology. The guy who owns Anna Nicole’s house in…
K-Fed has a Britney sex tape that he’s holding ransom. He’s already been offered $50 million for it, but he’s willing to be a good guy and let it go for a little less for Britney. Britney Spears wants to give away pictures of her second son instead of selling them. She wants to make…
Ed Bradley from 60 Minutes died of leukemia today. Not even Mike Wallace knew anything about Ed’s leukemia. I really liked Ed Bradley, so I feel bad making a joke already. But you have to listen to Mike Wallace talk about Ed’s mom to CNN. Very odd “What did Wallace say about my mom?” Maybe…