Here’s an odd article I ran across on the demise of the metrosexual and why men shouldn’t wear flip flops. We discussed. Segment 1 (2:27)Segment 2 (1:47)Segment 3 (2:23)Segment 4 (4:52) Featuring the old couple One Carson Kressley agrees: “Stooks in the Morning blows! I wish!” In other show activity… Stooks in the Morning reporter…
Capricorn You’re a big believer in the true, humble virtues of hard work and impressive results. Now, however, you could use a little glitz to further your cause. Show everyone just what a player you can be. No, I didn’t say “go piggin’.” Gemini What happens when you give a little spark plenty of air?…
Rosie O’Donnell may be in talks to get her own F/X show, a spinoff based on her appearance on Nip/Tuck. She played a poor woman who won the lottery then pays Julian McMahon’s character $400 thousand to have sex with her. I saw the episode. I haven’t seen anything since. Kevin Federline taped an appearance…
My friend Chris got a discussion going on his blog involving a two percent tip for bad service at Buffalo Wild Wings in Kansas City. We asked our listeners, how low is too low for a bad tip? And if the waitress is pregnant, does she deserve a break? Segment 1 (5:38)Segment 2 (5:37)Segment 3…
Leo Sometimes you can get so attracted by the glitter that you edge dangerously close to going over the top. Take a step back — or better yet, ask a good friend for their perspective on the matter. The temporary tattoo of Bob Saget on your left butt check might be a bit much. Sagittarius…
This is the third story about Angelina Jolie’s bodyguards getting a bit too intense in India. A photographer says one of the hired Indian security guards punched him and then pulled a gun on him. He was also verbally abused. Tara Reid is talking about her deformed boobs a lot lately. She also says “Taradise,”…
We thought it might be cool to post the video of one of our character bits so you can see how we execute it. This was more of a trial run, we need to move some stuff around in the studio so you can see what my hands are doing (tee hee). We plan to…
First off, scroll down to check out our first video production if you haven’t seen it yet. We plan on doing some more, and if you click on the “YouTube” button in the right column you can find all of our videos in the future. Now, to the Free for All. DeMone the Demon called…
Aquarius Mistakes were made. Hey, it happens. Sometimes people speak without thinking. That’s what happens when you’re a human being. Poop in your pants happens when you’re old and a human being, too. Cancer Focus on the present, especially if you’re dealing with a disagreement with a loved one. Bringing up the past will only…
Mel Gibson says tequila made him act the way he did when he got a DUI. Am I the only person who wants to take a nap after tequila? By the way, the police searched the house of the deputy who busted Mel. They think he was the one who leaked the arrest report to…
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One of the most honest calls we’ve ever received, got one of the biggest responses from our listeners we’ve ever experienced. Listen to this woman explain why she should be allowed to sleep with as many men as she wants to, but her “main man” better not even think about sleeping around. Now, listen to…
CapricornYou just want to curl up into a ball. Go for it. Just don’t do it at the top of a hill. Someone may “human bowling ball” you. GeminiAnything worth having in your life is worth protecting. If someone encroaches on your territory, your instinct may be to bob and weave with some verbal wit.…
Anna Nicole’s other lawyer (not the one she kind of married) has quit working for her. He said he had some disagreements with the lawyer she married over “strategies.” For example, who’s penis to put in Anna Nicole. Two of the guys from “Grey’s Anatomy” got into a little bit of a tussle on the…
I’m not sure if it’s the season change or everything else, but I’ve been pretty pissy the last couple of days. I’ve noticed a lot of people on edge. So we decided to channel the rage into something productive: today’s show! Instead of raging out on some innocent bystander, we encouraged our listeners to let…
Leo Your quick wit steps in and saves the day. Quips, repartee and rejoinders are all on your mental menu. And Mangino’s hungry. Sagittarius Communication is key to making sure events go smoothly on this day. Making a to-do list will help you get everything accomplished in good time. Just make sure “take your semi-weekly…
In Mel Gibson’s interview with Diane Sawyer, he says his anti-Semitic remarks were “just the stupid rambling of a drunkard.” His doesn’t normally slur so much when he slurs. The interview is on Thursday and Friday’s Good Morning America. Scarlett Johansson gets tested for STDs twice a year. I think she’s confusing her sex life…
Since no one wants to broadcast it on their own dollar, K-State is putting this weekend’s game against Nebraska on Pay-Per-View for $3o. Like boxing, we think their should be some preliminary showing. We asked our listeners to get creative. Segment 1 – Midget clowns, Jell-O and naked bull rides (2:51).Segment 2 – Midget running…
Aquarius Someone says something that strikes a nerve — but you’re determined not to show that it got to you. Hey, you’re human — go ahead and reveal the effects. That way it won’t turn into resentment, just a nasty rash to horrify your family and friends. Cancer Why not give yourself a break and…
Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie are a duo again! They were spotted eating together in public! Wait, that couldn’t have been Nicole Richie. By the way, the Enquirer thinks it has a photo of Paris Hilton’s pot in her purse. Couldn’t possibly be Photoshopped… Katie Couric manages to do worse and worse in the ratings…
I didn’t go out at all Saturday night, and ended up going to Walmart at 7:30 Sunday morning to buy a Nintendo DS. By the way, I’m quite satisfied with the purchase. One of our callers had an impulse buy of her own she wanted to share. Today’s Columbus Day. We talked a couple of…
Capricorn Your inner haggler comes out and runs the show for the day. But who wouldn’t penny-pinch when it comes to buying one of those bracelets that comes in those little dome things out of those little machines. They really drive a hard bargain. Gemini Make love the foundation for your entire life. Start at…
Jessica Simpson and John Mayer hanging out at a hotel bar together? Then, they disappeared into an elevator? You don’t suppose they did anything naughty, do you? I think so. I bet the poor person who got into the elevator after them had to stop at every floor on the way down! “Ouch” on Jessica…
Free for All Friday got a little out of hand today, especially after one of our callers said fat people aren’t good people. Today’s the High Lady’s birthday, and her present is talking about topics we covered days ago (4:09). “Thanks for not being my wife, guys” (0:41). A drunk moped accident (6:13). The most…
Leo It’s time to put aside petty concerns. Muster up your enthusiasm and think about what lies ahead. Don’t let the small stuff stop you from taking the first and very necessary step toward a new stage in your development: changing your own diaper. Sagittarius Activities that involve waiting or patience are definitely not your…
Vince Vaughn and Jennifer Aniston broke up. Rumors say the relationship went downhill after he proposed to her with a half million dollar diamond ring at the end of June. Some dude says R. Kelly beat him up and stole his idea. At least R. didn’t pee on him. “Call me, Screech. Let’s share ideas.”…
I’ve been pretty good about going to the gym the last couple weeks. Yesterday, I thought I’d hit about the sauna after my run. It’s a co-ed sauna, and as I entered the little hallway that separates the locker rooms from the sauna, the door slammed behind me. A Korean woman entered from her locker…
Aquarius Self-sacrifice isn’t a problem for you. Just make sure that while you give, you shouldn’t actually give until it hurts. Usually that’s after you donate the second kidney. Cancer Not everyone gets you right now, but that’s fine — after all, you know that you have your own special style that can’t be duplicated.…
Paris Hilton got punched in the face Tuesday night by Shanna Moakler, an former Dancing With The Stars contestant. Shanna used to date Travis Barker from Blink 182. Paris hooked up with him recently, so Shanna got up in Paris’ face. Then, Paris ex Stavros Niarchos supposedly poured a drink on Shanna and threw her…
I was tempted by a hot girl buying cheese while wearing a Royals shirt in Walmart yesterday. I was too chicken to approach her, though. This morning, we discussed picking up at Walmart. Segment 1 – “I got my cheese and she walked out of my life forever” (3:33).Segment 2 – “What about your grandkids?”…