Another Free for All Friday, where our callers get to talk about whatever they want. “Barracks Whores” (3:33). “Custard Hill” (2:02). “Speak English!” (1:35) “How much English do you need to tell if someone’s dying?” (1:51). “Carlos Mencia sucks” and “Paris Hilton interrupting bill O’Reilly” (2:56). “I’ll fart in your face!” (3:44) The new Blade [...]
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Stooksoscope for Friday
Capricorn You know that saying about ‘all work and no play,’ and what that imbalance can do to people? Make sure you do something that puts the sparkle in your eye, whether it’s running through the grass, taking a trip, or loosening the tops of the parmesan jars at the pizza place. Gemini Get out [...]
Scoop
Right in the middle of some serious baby daddy drama, Anna Nicole Smith married her lawyer Thursday. That’ll be a healthy relationship. Pete Doherty’s been spotted buying syringes. We’d normally not care about the singer for the Babyshambles, but he just got back with Kate Moss. He bought two syringes. How sweet, a “his” and [...]
The Hoodie
Chris was wearing a hoodie during the show today. He even went as far as to have the hood up with his headphones on the outside of the hood. I have conflicting views on the hoodie, and it let to a lengthy discussion. I didn’t realize people were so passionate about the hoodie. Segment 1 [...]
Stooksoscope for Thursday
Leo Be willing to learn and take a chance at whatever opportunity comes your way. Encounters with new cultures open your eyes to numerous possibilities. Fortune cookies taste good, too! Sagittarius Simple coincidence? The stars say no way! They also say “man, I’m really gassy.” Taurus Reenergize your sense of connection to the world. See [...]
Scoop
Get ready to see Screech perform the Dirty Sanchez and experiment with other bodily fluids. I’m not joking. There’s a 40 minute sex tape, “Saved by the Smell” (still not kidding). Someone actually owns the rights to what sounds like a really filthy video, and is looking for a distributor. “You probably thought you’d see [...]
Creepy Camera Guy
So, there was a potential creep going around Aggieville this weekend with a digital camera. I witnessed him approach a group of girls at O’Malley’s with his camera, say “You’re gorgeous. Can I take a picture with you?” We discussed. Segment 1 – “Lookin’ for skin” (1:42).Segment 2 – “I know what he’s doing with [...]
Stooksoscope for Wednesday
AquariusRevelations are just around the corner, ranging from the small to the large. Brace yourself, because big news about your favorite brand of rock tumbler will change your worldview forever. CancerYou’re so generous that you try to respond to people’s requests — even if they’re not quite sure what they want. Smile and nod as [...]
Scoop
Michael Jackson and Debbie Rowe are close to a custody agreement over their children. Their agreement? To make sure their kids have the most frightening existence of all time. Paris Hilton has been officially charged for DUI. Now, back to whorin’. Corey Haim and Corey Feldman are getting back together for a show on A&E. [...]
The Moped Dilemma
We talked about one of the most divisive issues facing America: the moped. Segment 1 – Harley Envy (1:55).Segment 2 – Moped driver…and proud of it (1:37)Segment 3 – Salina’s “Old People on Mopeds” problem (2:09). “What?” In other show activity… “Someone stole my gnome!!!” (2:25) “Spinach Roulette” (3:19).
Stooksoscope for Tuesday
Capricorn You shoot from the hip and speak from the heart, but it may be time to suspend talks, as the person you’re talking to speaks from the gastrointestinal tract. Gemini Evaluate your surroundings. Are you where you’re supposed to be? Okay, but you’ve been lurking around the bras in Walmart for 40 minutes now. [...]
Scoop
Mel Gibson is speaking out against the war in Iraq. Not enough Jews being inconvenienced. “Idiots! That country has hardly any Jews!” It’s official: there will be a Federline-Britney duet, “Crazy,” on Kevin’s new CD. The CD, out on Halloween, is called “Playing with Fire.” I’m still praying for Paris Hilton to write an autobiographical [...]
Marry me, Lisa!
Pretty odd topic today. 10:30 Friday night, Chris’ dad received a message from some guy who goes on to sing for a minute and a half to “Lisa.” He even drops the phrase “I want you to be me wife.” We discussed whether Chris’ dad needs to call the dude back and tell him his [...]
Stooksoscope for Monday
Leo You’ve got someone under your skin — and frankly, it’s pretty irritating. Having a full grown person protruding as a goiter out of the side of your neck can be quite uncomfortable. Sagittarius Being irresistible isn’t exactly a foreign concept for you, but the stars give your magnetism extra heft these days. People fall [...]
Scoop
Rumors are back that Julia Roberts will try to have twins again soon. The best thing about it? It gives us an opportunity to show you Chris’ Julia Roberts impersonation: Mel Gibson wore a mask and wig so reporters wouldn’t see him arrive to a screening of his new movie, Apocalypto. Can you say “Rabbi [...]
Free for All
This caller hates “Game Day” traffic (2:37). Cheap gas and broken feet (4:58). Teen drivers, bad gay guy impression, the High Lady on the Japanese getting back at us for dropping the bomb (5:11). “I have to have video games so I don’t blow up real people” and “Ladies keeping their ‘junk’ to themselves” (3:00). [...]
Stooksoscope for Friday
Aquarius You know that saying about spending money to make money? You’ll soon find an opportunity to bring in more cash, though expenses will increase. Although, it doesn’t cost much to get a homeless guy to hand out your “Three weeks to better body hair grooming” guide. Cancer It may be time to reset your [...]
Scoop
Michael Jackson wants to open a Leprechaun theme park in Ireland. Once he fools someone into giving him money, I’m sure that will be quite the creepy adventure. Five Star Vintage clothing has re-signed Kevin Federline to be the “Face of Five Star!” Isn’t that a little shocking? They chose him because of his “renegade [...]
Dirty Old Men
This “Dear Abby” inspired us to talk about the Dirty Old Man. Segment 1 – Sex at the nursing home (2:26). Segment 2 – We’re not too old to “boff” (2:16). Segment 3 – Old man teeth (4:03). Segment 4 – Old man at the bar shows off his gums (2:28). “Feel like vomiting in [...]
Stooksoscope for Thursday
Capricorn Stop fretting — that news you’ve been waiting for is on the way, and it’s spectacular: that kid from the zoom, zoom commercial has been abducted by a Michael Jackson associate. Gemini The universe has a funny way of delivering gifts in the most unexpected wrapping paper: a flaming brown paper bag. And the [...]
