MySpace Spiderman Porn (1:40) Scoop – Sanjaya & KFC (2:59) K-State’s New Coach (3:33) Women like playing dressup? 1 (4:24) Women like playing dressup? 2 (3:47) Women like playing dressup? 3 (1:38) Beer truck FAQ (1:47)
MySpace Spiderman Porn (1:40) Scoop – Sanjaya & KFC (2:59) K-State’s New Coach (3:33) Women like playing dressup? 1 (4:24) Women like playing dressup? 2 (3:47) Women like playing dressup? 3 (1:38) Beer truck FAQ (1:47)
Britney Spears took in another Laker Game this weekend. No one was blinded or otherwise hurt by her vagina. Kevin Federline threw out handfuls of fake $50 bills at a Vegas nightclub. I guess you should know what your getting when K-Fed starts throwing out cash. TMZ says Sharon Osbourne is replacing Brandy on America’s…
Don’t talk to the Mexicans (2:25) Scoop – Snorting dad unhealthy? (3:13) Replacing the Stooksoscope (2:04) Jeri Anne’s wedding disaster 1 (4:50) Jeri Anne’s wedding disaster 2 (3:00) Jeri Anne’s wedding disaster 3 (2:00) Easter celebrations! (3:39)
Britney Spears and her manager are having a tough time since she left rehab. I guess it’s not as fun a job when you don’t have a live action Basic Instinct set in front of you at all times. Britney cut $1 million off the home she shared with K-Fed in Malibu. Now, if she…
Huggie Come Back Song (2:26) High Lady: Jelly Anne (4:12) Scoop: Huggie leaves (3:21) Stooksoscope gets gassy, explodes (1:05) Why’d you kill the Stooksoscope? (3:20) Huggie sucks ass (4:04) Waxed neck (2:42) Mother Nature: Bitch (2:22)
Britney Spears went to her sister’s Sweet Sixteen in a see-through shirt and no bra. Add a weird stain, and it’s totally February 2007 Britney! “Just be glad I didn’t wear the matching pants.” Life & Style says Britney met singer-songwriter Howie Day in rehab, and now they might have a bit of a fling…or…
Steve Schnell’s WTF Weather? Report (0:40) 6:30, make a wish (1:11) Jeri Anne can’t hunt eggs outside (2:40) Idol: Pull lever for Antonella (3:35) Scoop: Jacko’s hands on a Wii (2:26) Lies! 1 (3:59) Lies! 2 (3:15) Lies! 3 (2:22) Anna Nicole Trimspa Effect (1:24)
Leo (July 23 – August 22) The small stuff is rolling right off your back, not so much with the large goiter on the small of your back. Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21) A potential romance is really blooming, so pour on the TLC. Rest in peace, Left Eye. Taurus (April 20 – May…
Howard K. Stern is thinking about hiring the Ramsey’s lawyer to go after media outlets accusing him of murdering Anna Nicole or her son. It worked out well for the Ramseys, right? Songwriters are already working on tunes for Idol-suckee Sanjaya. They have all the notes from “Mary had a Little Lamb” to work from.…
Sanjaya’s hair flop (4:47) Scoop – Ron Jeremy busted (2:38) Dolled-out Dudes 1 (3:53) Dolled-out Dudes 2 (3:23) Dolled-out Dudes 3 (1:42) Dolled-out Dudes 4 (2:06)
Aquarius (January 20 – February 18) The stars encourage you to go out and gather more material for your mind. Pick up interesting magazines and books or go see an artsy-fartsy movie. Heck, why not do all of them, and make it a regular thing? Oh, you want to keep your friends? Nevermind. Cancer (June…
Britney Spears went jewelry shopping on Rodeo Drive in Beverly Hills. She needs to accessorize that vagina for the next photo shoot. Britney managed to go to a nightclub and drink Pepsi without the aid of alcohol. Her panties remained in place, too. Producer Timbaland says he isn’t working with Britney on her new album.…
Gas attendant email update (2:07) Jeri Anne’s cursive lesson (1:26) Scoop – Britney at Laker game (2:52) Dollar Wedding Gift 1 (2:17) Dollar Wedding Gift 2 (2:36) Dollar Wedding Gift 3 (3:17) Dollar Wedding Gift 4 (7:02) Dollar Wedding Gift 5 (4:20) Dollar Wedding Gift 6 (4:51) The Shield Premiere (1:15)
I’m hoping to axe the Stooksoscope by Monday. If you like it, you’d better try to trick me into keeping it. Capricorn (December 22 – January 19) Career opportunities present themselves in some surprising and subtle ways today. Although, some may say a Bill Gates hallucination isn’t all that subtle. Gemini (May 21 – June…
Britney Spears took in a Laker game this weekend. They mounted her on a pole and used her vagina as the goal. Avil Lavigne says her mom forced her to a Britney Spears concert before Avril got famous. Howard K. Stern’s appeal got denied. That means we should get to find out the true baby…
I can’t do cursive, alright! (3:29) Jeri Anne’s car on fire? (2:56) Scoop – Most Foolish American (3:46) Gas station receipt romance 1 (4:03) Gas station receipt romance 2 (3:37) Gas station receipt romance 3 (1:09) Nut check etiquette (0:46) Cracker Jacks Driver’s License (2:20)
Leo (July 23 – August 22) Enlightening influences are coming your way, thanks to those optimistic and happy-go-lucky stars. Those manic depressive stars are sleeping in after a weekend of binging. Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21) Frustrated and fuming about delays on the career front? Think of this as an opportunity to slow down…
Britney Spears topped the “Most Foolish American” poll, just edging out Paris Hilton and George W. Bush. The President was just one crotch shot away… Meanwhile, Britney finalized her divorce with Kevin Federline for $1 million. He would’ve got more had he not wrecked her “bizzness.” Prosecutors want a judge to revoke Paris Hilton’s probation…