A couple tabloids say Roseanne is the person to beat in the race to replace Rosie. I’d be cool with that, so it’ll end up being Kathie Lee Gifford. Speaking of which, yesterday I mentioned that Kathy Griffin was #3 on TV Guide’s poll to replace Rosie. Is it possible the American public mistook Kathie…
Stoner: Add more days to February (3:20) Scoop – Smell Sheryl’s finger (5:07) Wiping Tips 2007 (0:32) Christmas Lights all year 1 (2:37) Christmas Lights all year 2 (3:37) Christmas Lights all year 3 (6:20) Christmas Lights all year 4 (3:34)
Britney got pulled over for speeding, but police let her off with just a warning. One of those times where it pays to go sans pantie. Meanwhile, she’s writing a tell-all book about her time with Kevin Federline. Whether it’ll include material post-exposed-snatch remains to be seen.A New York art gallery has a sculpture of…
This is Chris Casey’s latest film. Take 25 minutes to watch and enjoy. Here’s his MySpace site.
Jeri Anne loves Applebee’s (4:18) Applebee’s sympathizer (1:01) Scoop – Hugh Grant, bean thrower (3:06) Even more on Applebee’s (4:23) Making out in public (4:17) Drug testing, Applebee’s? (1:36) Pressure to skateboard (4:26) Skaters are dreamy (4:30) Jeri Anne’s rancid burp (2:14) Everything IHOP (4:22)
London Police arrested Hugh Grant for throwing a family-sized tub of baked beans at a photographer. He also kicked the guy three times and possibly told him he hopes his kids die of cancer. Seems reasonable to me. The New York Post says Rosie tried to kick Barbara Walters off The View. Or fart her…
Boris Yeltsin’s death (0:38) Idol gives back (5:50) Rosie leaves The View (2:38) Lessons from Prom 1 (2:46) Lessons from Prom 2 (3:38) Lessons from Prom 3 (3:10) Lessons from Prom 4 (1:19) Lessons from Prom 5 (0:51)
As expected, Rosie announced she’ll be leaving The View when her contract expires this Summer. Also, as expected, Donald Trump took credit for “Rosie’s firing.” High-five rape in action. Alec Baldwin taped an appearance for this Friday’s View, and it’s supposed to have been quite the scene, indicating he wants off 30 Rock. Sounds like…
Stapler thief 1 (3:10) Stapler thief 2 (3:31) Stapler thief 3 (1:22) Scoop – Rosie’s crotch grab (3:12)
Alec Baldwin fired his agents for “personal reasons.” To spend more time leaving angry voicemails? Kim Bassinger scored a modeling deal with a skincare product. No word on an anger management product for Baldwin just yet. TMZ says Paris Hilton and Josh Henderson broke up, citing the “single” MySpace status for Josh. He even modified…
Stop the head bob (2:42) Scoop – Rosie’s ass vs Sheryl Crow (4:13) When to get married 1 (3:44) When to get married 2 (4:14) When to get married 3 (2:23) When to get married 4 (2:07) When to get married 5 (4:26) When to get married 6 (6:24)
Joe Francis has 23 days left in jail. The Girls Gone Wild founder pleaded guilty to contempt, for messing up negotiations with seven woman who weren’t happy about their breasts becoming public. In prison, some cop killer constantly yells “Girls Gone Wild! Joe Francis! Whoo!” Sanjaya says: “I’m not just a musician, I’m an entertainer.”…
Stooks gets tennis-ball sniped (2:24) Scoop – Baldwin’s voicemail (2:40) Shutting up the dog 1 (4:11) Shutting up the dog 2 (4:07) Shutting up the dog 3 (2:59) Shutting up the dog 4 (5:03) Shutting up the dog 5 (2:01)
People Magazine brought Sanjaya as their guest to the White House Correspondents Dinner. He wasn’t asked to sing. Phil Stacey replaced Sanjaya as the contestant to vote for at votefortheworst.com. Is it because he wears a different queer hat each week? “Rouge is my secret power.” Larry Birkhead said he needed to call his travel…
Guys in tuxes hot for themselves (1:37) Honoring soldiers (3:19) Scoop – Trump has Rosie’s panties (1:56) Guy angry with iPod (1:43) Jeri Anne’s freakshow of friends (3:15) Jeri Anne’s dad on gay porn (2:43) Tractor Road Rage (5:06) Life without Sanjaya (1:39) What does Jeri Anne look like? (1:44)
Britney Spears got a parking ticket. At least she’s still avoiding charges for random pieces of litter falling from her nether regions. Paris Hilton drove away from a meeting with her lawyer about driving with a suspended license. Lindsay Lohan doesn’t think she’s an addict. She doesn’t think in general, either, so this might be…
Sanjaya Farewell (3:40) Kirstie Alley, fence jumper (4:05) Sanjaya street celebration (1:33) No Internet for our kids 1 (4:46) No Internet for our kids 2 (3:51) No Internet for our kids 3 (1:56) University of Southern Olathe EFI (0:33) Sign of a killer? (1:58)
Paula Abdul tried to get preferential treatment on a Southwest Airlines flight. Denied. Surely Southwest could at least muster some Viaka to pacify her. Larry Birkhead is totally copying Howard K., hiring a lawyer to go after tabloids for defamation. Larry sold photos of dad and baby to OK! magazine. He’s putting it in a…
John McCain’s MySpace (1:58) Jeri Anne kills small animals (2:43) Sanjaya’s Bonnie Raitt Justice (3:38) Scoop – Sanjaya in Maxim (1:55) Gay porn’s double standard 1 (3:27) Gay porn’s double standard 2 (3:00) Gay porn’s double standard 3 (3:10) Gay porn’s double standard 4 (2:05) Gay porn’s double standard 5 (0:39) Stooks tells a parent…
Britney Spears blames Paris Hilton for everyone seeing her vagina, alcoholism, Kevin Federline…Okay, not Federline. But might as well throw him in there. Paris Hilton has a May 4th court date to decide whether to revoke her probation for driving with s suspended license. If she does have to do some time, maybe she could…
We gave up our attempts at lame humor to talk about the Virginia Tech shooting. Deal with it. Segment 1 (6:51) Segment 2 (2:52) Segment 3 (2:45) Segment 4 (3:19) Segment 5 (6:56) Segment 6 (7:42) Segment 7 (4:43) Segment 8 (2:19)
Sanjaya took a trip to Dodger Stadium. He made the JumboTron. The entire stadium booed him off the screen. Ha. Madonna is in Africa doing charity work, not “give me your baby” work. J. Lo and Marc Anthony are suing the National Enquirer in Britain for a “J. Larcthony Heroin Scandal” story. Going after J.…
Stooks switches teams (2:10) Scoop – Britney’s Hat (3:58) Skinny Discrimination 1 (3:38) Skinny Discrimination 2 (5:27) Skinny Discrimination 3 (4:15) Skinny Discrimination 4 (2:25) Easter vs May Day (2:38)
Britney Spears is struggling to find the perfect hat to compliment her wig. Soon enough, it’ll be a liquor dispensing one. Larry Birkhead is trying to work out a deal with Anna Nicole’s mom, without the aid of a lawyer. She might be the reason for no official word on custody from the court. Howard…
Snow on a hay ride (1:15) Scoop – Britney’s Laker boyfriend? (2:18) Pen Math (3:03) MySpace porn pic (4:07) Prison joke (3:02) Are you Imus? (2:37) Stop talking about Sanjaya (4:39) Listener confrontation (3:26) No car = loser? (3:21) The biggest loser is… (1:56)
The Britney Spears Diet: Red Bull and dancing. No liquor…that we know of. Britney says she doesn’t have a crush on Laker player Luke Walton. They’d probably think she were high again if she admitted to that. “I basketball good.” Tabloids claim Katie Holmes is pissed about a book called “Hollywood Car Wash,” a book…
Revolt against MySpace Whores (1:45) Scoop – The Jacksons return to TV (2:40) Idol: Sanjaya & Haley duet (3:54) Height & Money 1 (2:38) Height & Money 2 (3:15) Height & Money 3 (3:04) Height & Money 4 w/ High Lady (6:00) Height & Money 5 (3:11)
You can buy Anna Nicole’s last film May 1st. It’s called “Illegal Aliens,” starring Anna and Joanie Laurer as aliens who transform into hot chicks to protect the earth from evil intergalactic forces. Joanie used to play China on WWE. If you gotta go out, go out big. Check out the mysterious wording at the…
Pull over! (1:19) Idol singer rundown (5:04) Scoop – Birkhead: Baby Daddy (2:47) Idol J. Lo rundown (3:26) What’s new in your world? 1 (4:19) What’s new in your world? 2 (1:22) Wax your face 1 (2:42) Wax your face 2 (2:38)
“I told you so!” – Larry Birkhead. Larry Birkhead is the baby daddy. Howard K. Stern is already letting Larry see his kid. What a nice guy. Anna Nicole’s mom plans to keep fighting for custody of Dannielynn. Zsa Zsa Gabor’s husband wishes good luck to Larry and the baby. Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee…