We talked about weather today. Not usually an exciting topic, but a 1.7 mile wide, 200 mile-per-hour tornado wiping out Greensburg seemed to help. I posted a picture from Greensburg below, but you should check out more of the overhead shots. Weather chat 1 (2:43) Weather chat 2 (3:22) Weather chat 3 (2:49) Weather chat…
Paris Hilton says her 45 day jail sentence is unfair and “I don’t deserve this.” It seems a bit much for driving with a suspended license, but she deserves something. Maybe they could just put a chastity bracelet on her goods.Paris’ mom is pretty pissed about the whole deal. She told the prosecutor “this is…
It’s a unique animation/narration of a soldier’s experience in Iraq. Only four minutes. Worth watching. The War In Iraq: A Soldiers Perspective – Brought to you by Break.com Video Search
Fat girls in skinny clothes 2007 (1:52) Spiderman Logistical Nightmare (3:49) Drunk Hoff eating burger (3:07) Cue the Bolton (2:27) Less vs Fewer (1:14) Ugly DJs (2:30) Would you eat…? (2:41) Shaving and cell phones (3:25)
David Hasselhoff “appears intoxicated, lying on the floor, wearing only a pair of blue jeans while attempting to eat a hamburger” in a fun video shot by his 16-year-old daughter. Lindsay Lohan is planning on making the most of her 21st birthday in July, when she can finally get into clubs. She lives a rough…
Creepy friend wants more 1 (3:45) Creepy friend wants more 2 (2:54) Creepy friend wants more 3 (2:37) Creepy friend wants more 4 (3:58) Creepy friend wants more 5 (4:28) MySpace Lady of the Street Reading (1:22) Scoop – Katie Holmes flirting (3:32) Idol – Paula the Puppet (2:53)
Cops pulled over Britney Spears tour bus on the way to her comeback show at the House of Blues in San Diego. The bus was causing a bit of a traffic jam. Britney must’ve thrown a “pressed ham” at the window. Katie Holmes might be a little too flirtatious with a co-star from Mad Money.…
Stooks vs. T Mobile (3:53) Idol – Even thanking Bono (3:48) May Day Celebrations 1 (2:03) May Day Celebrations 2 (0:56) Hoff’s Ex on a rampage (3:20) Target security guards (1:17) Jeri Anne: Olive Garden virgin (3:20) Alfredo sauce on my face (0:58) Scooter update (0:46)
Scooter Girl 1 (1:31) Scooter Girl 2 (5:58) Scooter Girl 3 (3:32) Scooter Girl 4 (3:24) Scooter Girl 5 (3:11) Scooter Girl 6 (1:56) Scoop – Brit’s wig almost goes (2:00) Applebee’s Revenge (4:04) Your show sucks today (2:25)
A couple tabloids say Roseanne is the person to beat in the race to replace Rosie. I’d be cool with that, so it’ll end up being Kathie Lee Gifford. Speaking of which, yesterday I mentioned that Kathy Griffin was #3 on TV Guide’s poll to replace Rosie. Is it possible the American public mistook Kathie…
Stoner: Add more days to February (3:20) Scoop – Smell Sheryl’s finger (5:07) Wiping Tips 2007 (0:32) Christmas Lights all year 1 (2:37) Christmas Lights all year 2 (3:37) Christmas Lights all year 3 (6:20) Christmas Lights all year 4 (3:34)
Britney got pulled over for speeding, but police let her off with just a warning. One of those times where it pays to go sans pantie. Meanwhile, she’s writing a tell-all book about her time with Kevin Federline. Whether it’ll include material post-exposed-snatch remains to be seen.A New York art gallery has a sculpture of…
This is Chris Casey’s latest film. Take 25 minutes to watch and enjoy. Here’s his MySpace site.
Jeri Anne loves Applebee’s (4:18) Applebee’s sympathizer (1:01) Scoop – Hugh Grant, bean thrower (3:06) Even more on Applebee’s (4:23) Making out in public (4:17) Drug testing, Applebee’s? (1:36) Pressure to skateboard (4:26) Skaters are dreamy (4:30) Jeri Anne’s rancid burp (2:14) Everything IHOP (4:22)
London Police arrested Hugh Grant for throwing a family-sized tub of baked beans at a photographer. He also kicked the guy three times and possibly told him he hopes his kids die of cancer. Seems reasonable to me. The New York Post says Rosie tried to kick Barbara Walters off The View. Or fart her…
Boris Yeltsin’s death (0:38) Idol gives back (5:50) Rosie leaves The View (2:38) Lessons from Prom 1 (2:46) Lessons from Prom 2 (3:38) Lessons from Prom 3 (3:10) Lessons from Prom 4 (1:19) Lessons from Prom 5 (0:51)
As expected, Rosie announced she’ll be leaving The View when her contract expires this Summer. Also, as expected, Donald Trump took credit for “Rosie’s firing.” High-five rape in action. Alec Baldwin taped an appearance for this Friday’s View, and it’s supposed to have been quite the scene, indicating he wants off 30 Rock. Sounds like…
Stapler thief 1 (3:10) Stapler thief 2 (3:31) Stapler thief 3 (1:22) Scoop – Rosie’s crotch grab (3:12)
Alec Baldwin fired his agents for “personal reasons.” To spend more time leaving angry voicemails? Kim Bassinger scored a modeling deal with a skincare product. No word on an anger management product for Baldwin just yet. TMZ says Paris Hilton and Josh Henderson broke up, citing the “single” MySpace status for Josh. He even modified…
Stop the head bob (2:42) Scoop – Rosie’s ass vs Sheryl Crow (4:13) When to get married 1 (3:44) When to get married 2 (4:14) When to get married 3 (2:23) When to get married 4 (2:07) When to get married 5 (4:26) When to get married 6 (6:24)
Joe Francis has 23 days left in jail. The Girls Gone Wild founder pleaded guilty to contempt, for messing up negotiations with seven woman who weren’t happy about their breasts becoming public. In prison, some cop killer constantly yells “Girls Gone Wild! Joe Francis! Whoo!” Sanjaya says: “I’m not just a musician, I’m an entertainer.”…
Stooks gets tennis-ball sniped (2:24) Scoop – Baldwin’s voicemail (2:40) Shutting up the dog 1 (4:11) Shutting up the dog 2 (4:07) Shutting up the dog 3 (2:59) Shutting up the dog 4 (5:03) Shutting up the dog 5 (2:01)
People Magazine brought Sanjaya as their guest to the White House Correspondents Dinner. He wasn’t asked to sing. Phil Stacey replaced Sanjaya as the contestant to vote for at votefortheworst.com. Is it because he wears a different queer hat each week? “Rouge is my secret power.” Larry Birkhead said he needed to call his travel…
Guys in tuxes hot for themselves (1:37) Honoring soldiers (3:19) Scoop – Trump has Rosie’s panties (1:56) Guy angry with iPod (1:43) Jeri Anne’s freakshow of friends (3:15) Jeri Anne’s dad on gay porn (2:43) Tractor Road Rage (5:06) Life without Sanjaya (1:39) What does Jeri Anne look like? (1:44)
Britney Spears got a parking ticket. At least she’s still avoiding charges for random pieces of litter falling from her nether regions. Paris Hilton drove away from a meeting with her lawyer about driving with a suspended license. Lindsay Lohan doesn’t think she’s an addict. She doesn’t think in general, either, so this might be…
Sanjaya Farewell (3:40) Kirstie Alley, fence jumper (4:05) Sanjaya street celebration (1:33) No Internet for our kids 1 (4:46) No Internet for our kids 2 (3:51) No Internet for our kids 3 (1:56) University of Southern Olathe EFI (0:33) Sign of a killer? (1:58)
Paula Abdul tried to get preferential treatment on a Southwest Airlines flight. Denied. Surely Southwest could at least muster some Viaka to pacify her. Larry Birkhead is totally copying Howard K., hiring a lawyer to go after tabloids for defamation. Larry sold photos of dad and baby to OK! magazine. He’s putting it in a…
John McCain’s MySpace (1:58) Jeri Anne kills small animals (2:43) Sanjaya’s Bonnie Raitt Justice (3:38) Scoop – Sanjaya in Maxim (1:55) Gay porn’s double standard 1 (3:27) Gay porn’s double standard 2 (3:00) Gay porn’s double standard 3 (3:10) Gay porn’s double standard 4 (2:05) Gay porn’s double standard 5 (0:39) Stooks tells a parent…
Britney Spears blames Paris Hilton for everyone seeing her vagina, alcoholism, Kevin Federline…Okay, not Federline. But might as well throw him in there. Paris Hilton has a May 4th court date to decide whether to revoke her probation for driving with s suspended license. If she does have to do some time, maybe she could…
We gave up our attempts at lame humor to talk about the Virginia Tech shooting. Deal with it. Segment 1 (6:51) Segment 2 (2:52) Segment 3 (2:45) Segment 4 (3:19) Segment 5 (6:56) Segment 6 (7:42) Segment 7 (4:43) Segment 8 (2:19)