Jeri Anne’s MySpace tracker update (2:58) Scoop – Leo Busted (2:59) Free for All Friday 1 (4:50) Free for All Friday 2 (4:25) Free for All Friday 3 (3:17) Free for All Friday 4 (5:46) Free for All Friday 5 (5:39) Free for All Friday 6 (1:40)
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Monthly Archives March 2007
Stooksoscope
Aquarius (January 20 – February 18) Don’t lose heart if some recent adventures haven’t turned out quite as you’d hoped. Instead, shake off some of that weight pressing down on your shoulders. You really shouldn’t offer piggyback rides to Rosie O’Donnell. Cancer (June 22 – July 22) Recent frustrations about your progress on the job [...]
Scoop
Britney Spears went to an actual dentist for her toothache. Now, if we could just get her to the gynecologist… Sanjaya’s family is so over all the bad press. In fact, they’re challenging the media to “bring it on.” Consider it “brought.” Meanwhile, it’s hunger strike Day 12 for this MySpace Sanjaya-hater. Donald Trump wrote [...]
Show Clips – Your neighbor’s yard
You should’ve been watching Lost (2:41) Scoop – Anna on Maury (3:27) What’s in your neighbor’s yard? 1 (4:45) What’s in your neighbor’s yard? 2 (2:01) What’s in your neighbor’s yard? 3 (2:47) What’s in your neighbor’s yard? 4 (4:42) Seacrest gets “Sanjaya’d” (2:02)
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Capricorn (December 22 – January 19) Your ideas about relationships are changing and maturing. You no longer seek a companion to get you through an episode of Dawson’s Creek without crying. That Pacey gets you every time. Gemini (May 21 – June 21) Make sure people know you’re not just talk — you know how [...]
Scoop
The courts are using the same lab as Maury Povitch for Anna Nicole’s baby-daddy testing. If they work this into an episode of Maury, I’ll never be sad again. Bomb threat at E! Don’t get your hopes up. Seacrest wasn’t in the building, and it wasn’t a legit threat, anyway. Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt [...]
Show Clips
Smoking on the toilet (4:00) Scoop – Paris’ new boyfriend (2:42) Jeri Anne: MySpace Creep 1 (4:33) Jeri Anne: MySpace Creep 2 (4:14) HotEnough.org (3:28) High Lady coming to MySpace? (3:47) Idol: Melinda’s stupid grin (4:56) Here’s a link to the Star Wars Gangsta Rap, as mentioned in the Idol segment.
Stooksoscope
Leo (July 23 – August 22) Someone’s impressed with how good you are at being in charge. Too bad that someone is Jennifer Lopez’s three year old niece. Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21) You have a decision to make, but you need lots of peace and quiet to identify the option that’s really best [...]
Scoop
Britney Spears lost 10 pounds in rehab…all in her liver. Just before her toothache, Britney Spears’ security pulled a gun on a photographer at a church. I’m still not sure what Jesus would’ve done if he were her security. Cocky potential baby-daddy Larry Birkhead threw down some serious coin at Baby Gap. Maybe he’s just [...]
Show Clips – Male PMS
Old People & Rain Gauges (2:01) Steve Schnell’s Post Spring Break Report (0:55) Padded bras…for him (1:51) Scoop – Bruce Willis tongues Courtney Love (3:21) Male PMS 1 (6:01) Male PMS 2 (1:07) Male PMS 3 (1:07) Rain Gauges revisited (4:32)
Stooksoscope
Aquarius (January 20 – February 18) This rough patch of your recent history is, believe it or not, a great opportunity to learn how to change things for the better. Stop bemoaning your fate. Figure out the divine lesson in these events: Jesus is the only one who can make a decent glass of wine [...]
Scoop
Anna Nicole didn’t kill herself, and neither did anyone else. We’ll have to find something else to occupy our time now. Britney’s people said it was a toothache, not a relapse, that sent her to the hospital Sunday. Kevin Federline spent his 29th birthday with Shar Jackson, his inaugural baby mama. A German TV network [...]
Show Clips
High Lady: Did Stooks quit? (5:45) MySpace Attack 1 (3:49) MySpace Attack 2 (2:50) MySpace Attack 3 (1:41) Allergies (0:44) Scoop – Mel’s back! (3:36)
Stooksoscope
Capricorn (December 22 – January 19) Someone else’s emotions are making you uncomfortable, possibly because they quite accurately mirror what you’re trying to keep hidden. You really should’ve buried it before having company over. Gemini (May 21 – June 21) Communication may be a little touch-and-go now, so make sure you double-check those emails and [...]
Scoop
Friday night, Britney Spears made her first public appearance since rehab. She went to a dance class and had dinner with her girlfriends. Her vagina, meanwhile, stayed behind closed doors. Mel Gibson to an expert on Mayan culture: “Lady, f**k off.” She had challenged some of the representations in his movie Apocalypto. How insulting…he didn’t [...]
Show clips – Free for All Friday
We’re back to 100,000 watts today. Thanks for helping us get through this fiasco. Our engineer, Randy Stewart, is a badass. Justin Carson leaves, ends friendship (1:43) Jeri Anne’s gay quiz (2:05) Scoop – J-Hud’s chicken wing problem (2:53) Don’t breathe on the transmitter (1:55) Free for all – Everyone sucks more than you (4:05) [...]
Stooksoscope
Leo (July 23 – August 22) An eagerness to put a recent squabble behind you may send you from the frying pan straight into the fire. That’s a place only suitable for s’mores. Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21) Having this much activity going on can be just a touch unsettling, but withdrawing from the [...]
Scoop
Despite stories saying he’ll get close to 20 million, TMZ says Kevin Federline’s only gonna get about one million in his divorce from Britney Spears. And a source close to her rehab experience says Britney has become “nice as well as reasonable.” Reasonable being defined as just a hair above an exposed vagina. If you [...]
Show Clips
We were still at low power for today’s show. Thanks for following the show online. I apologize again for this fiasco. Al Gore is the man…robot (3:08) Wrong Way Stooks (2:39) Idol update (3:00) Scoop – Hoff in Vegas (3:20) Spam is a logistical nightmare (3:30) Life is Hell (1:11)
Stooksoscope
Aquarius (January 20 – February 18) You’re ready to raise the stakes when it comes to a high-risk game involving your emotions. The stars say to sit this hand out. So does the secondhand smoke coming from that dude with the Marlboro Reds who hasn’t left the casino in four days. Cancer (June 22 – [...]
