Antonella Barba, the reigning “Miss Nevada” of American Idol, seems to taking the bad press pretty hard. Her best friend, eliminated earlier in the competition, says “She’s the least slutty person I know.” I’m hoping she has some photographic evidence to back up that statement. Upload it. Then, we’ll see. Howard K. Stern might be…
Larry Birkhead and Howard K. Stern’s lawyers have been talking about a settlement. TMZ says Stern’s lawyers may have nabbed a Styrofoam cup from Birkhead during the “who gets the body” case. They’re speculating that Stern’s lawyers tested it for DNA and found out Larry is the father. Sources “close to” the Britney situation say…
Kevin Federline visited Britney Spears in rehab. Courtney Love thinks Britney’s head shaving was pretty cool. When Courtney Love appreciates something you do, that’s your cue to get into rehab. American Idol contestant Antonella Barba is neck-and-neck with Britney Spears on Internet searches. Pictures of Antonella on the toilet, fake-lesbianing, and boob-profiling seem to be…
Britney Spears is in rehab for the third time in the last week. She went back to stop Kevin Federline’s motion for an emergency custody hearing. Former potential nannies for Britney say she made it clear she wanted a nanny who was cool with her being naked all the time. That explains it. Her vagina…
Britney is out of a one-day rehab stint again, and even tried to get another tattoo on her way home. I’m telling you, those eyebrows are coming off. It looks like Kevin Federline may be behind Britney’s rehab and baldness, after all. Several sources say he threatened to get a hair sample to prove exactly…
Oops, Britney Spears is in rehab again. I guess she’ll just have eyebrows left to shave in celebration when she gets out again. The salon where Britney chopped her hair off thinks it was a publicity stunt. Seals everywhere have been barking their approval ever since. Donald Trump may become Britney’s twin after Wrestlemania April…
Britney Spears lied to a photographer before she got her haircut. He told her he liked her new brown hair. She said “Thanks, I think I’m going to keep it this way.” OMFG! Separated at birth: Britney’s wearing a blonde wig to cover up her baldness. I can’t even tell it’s a wig! “I got…
Britney Spears checked into rehab for one day, got all better, added some tats and went bald. Let’s see Anna Nicole’s corpse top that! At the tattoo parlor, Britney explained that she shaved her head because she was sick of people touching her. I thought she got confused where her vagina was, but this makes…
A man convicted of making terrorist threats against Anna Nicole Smith has sent a letter to the tabloids saying he could be the baby daddy as Anna took a sperm sample from them when they dated. Odder: the letter looks to have been written in crayon. Two years ago, Anna Nicole and Howard K. Stern…
Anna Nicole’s nanny says Anna Nicole underfed her Dannielynn so her baby would be “sexy.” Just as long as she didn’t violate her TRIMSPA contract by giving the baby Slimfast, I’m cool. One of Anna Nicole’s doctor friends prescribed Methadone to Anna Nicole through a false name while she was eight months pregnant. If I…
Anna Nicole is involved in a new custody suit: the one for her body. Her mom wants to bury Anna Nicole, but two court orders prevent her body from getting out of the fridge. One of Anna Nicole’s bodyguards says he could be the baby daddy. At this point, don’t you need to have some…
Howard K. Stern may be getting $1 million for his interview with Entertainment Tonight. Police in the Bahamas reinterviewed Stern Monday morning about the death of Anna Nicole’s son. Nothing like dying to get people working on your legal problems. A newspaper in the Bahamas published these photos of Anna Nicole and the Bahamas’ immigration…
Inside Anna Nicole’s Refrigerator of Death: Slimfast, yogurt and methadone. I guess we can rule out “spoiled methadone” as a cause of death. Recent plastic surgery may have killed her, instead. Queen of Anna Nicole Knowledge Rita Cosby says Anna Nicole had her boobs redone. Howard K. Stern is mourning, but happy to take cash…
Anna Nicole Smith collapsed and died at the Hardrock Motel in Florida. Nothing makes you feel bad about making fun of and/or suing someone than them dying on you. She was 39. No hard feelings between Britney Spears and male model Isaac Cohen. Now they’re saying he ended the relationship because their schedules never line…
Miss USA returned to work for Donald Trump Tuesday. She’s modeling for his new catering company. She won’t comment on the Donald-Rosie feud, but you have to imagine Rosie is steamed about Trump moving in on her territory: food. Check out Britney’s new hat. “I can guard something Russian now, right?” Britney was partying with…
Anna Nicole and TRIMSPA are being sued. TRIMSPA for being bogus. Anna Nicole for pitching it and making it look like you could totally catch a buzz using it. Mike Tyson is at the same rehab facility as Lindsay Lohan. She’s still the worse resident, somehow. Tom Cruise has been talking to Ben Stiller about…
Britney Spears spent the weekend at Fashion Week, observing…not vagina flashing. They didn’t catch her drinking, but TMZ.com found Lindsay Lohan barhopping with Paris Hilton this weekend. I’m not sure why we needed confirmation on this, but Ron Jeremy says he did indeed show his schlong to Paris Hilton. An Israeli-Palestinian peace group is trying…
Britney Spears has been wearing her boyfriend’s Star of David necklace, leading some to speculate on a conversion to Judaism. She likes the word “kosher.” Kevin Federline demanded a room upgrade in Miami for the Super Bowl. He said his hotel room wasn’t big enough for all his women. He would also need an industrial…
Michael Jackson’s kids were walking around without masks in Vegas yesterday. Seems like the right place to do it. Miss USA won’t be posing for Playboy. They can probably PhotoShop her various body parts together for something similar, though. Rather than wear something reasonable, Britney Spears cups her nips to hide them from cameras. “Could…
If you can turn it into a powder, Miss USA has probably had it up her nose. That’s what she’s supposed to tell Matt Lauer on Thursday’s Today. Star Magazine says Federline turned down a $25 million divorce settlement from Britney. That doesn’t even cover the damages his image has suffered from wrecking her vag.…
Isaac Cohen, a Britney Spears chaser, bought seven pairs of panties. Maybe he’s just using Britney so he doesn’t have to see her giner in the papers anymore. “Brit, move your hands, hon. We can’t get a shot.” You can watch Kevin Federline’s Super Bowl ad here. Pretty good. Now he can go away. OMG!…
Britney Spears has been trying to get a hold of Justin Timberlake, but he’s not answering her calls. No reunion? Might have something to do with her crotch looking like it gave birth to a watermelon. Or maybe he’s holding out for Lance Bass. Lance just updated his status to “single” on MySpace, and has…
Katie Holmes turned down $2 million for a Batman sequel, and will instead accept $250 thousand for a role in “Mad Money,” a comedy. I think she’s cool on money for awhile, so don’t worry too much. J. Lo on Scientology: “It’s weird people want to paint it in a negative way…It’s just sad that…
Nicole Kidman went to the hospital as a precautionary measure after she was involved in an accident in a stunt car on a movie set. I’m confused. Miss USA will do her first post-rehab interview February 1. I hope she pukes on Roker. The Grey’s Anatomy cast is giving Isaiah Washington the shun treatment. Lindsay…
Kevin Federline has been telling Britney Spears to get into rehab for the sake of the kids. Ouch. Isaiah Washington has gone into homophobe therapy. First lesson: tolerating highlights on men. Paris’ little sister Nicky was overheard telling Paris to “just walk in a straight line.” They’ll work on puking in a straight line at…
Watch out! Rumors are swirling that Jennifer Aniston and Courteney Cox are going to at least have a makeout session on the season finale of Courteney’s F/X drama “Dirt.” It seems as if Lindsay Lohan can take breaks from rehab whenever she wants. Anna Nicole has found a new shanty in the Bahamas. Here’s something…
Paris Hilton has decided to stop fighting her DUI case and pleaded “no contest.” She has to pay $1500 and go to an alcohol education program. Or teach it. Anna Nicole Smith’s lawyers are trying to avoid a Tuesday deadline for a paternity test. Meanwhile, she lost her case against the dude who wanted his…
Britney Spears reads US Weekly to catch up on what she does while wasted. Nice floral outfit. “Those damn zoom lenses could make anyone’s vagina look wretched!” Kevin Federline took in a Justin Timberlake concert. Fifteen women left the show pregnant. Justin Timberlake didn’t dump Diaz to get back together with Britney. He’s fine with…
Britney hit up a hamburger joint in West Hollywood for some nachos. She thanked the cooks and even offered to “work in your kitchen one night,” without even asking about the pay. It looks like Lohan is in for a full 30-day rehab. The guy who called Lohan a firecrotch played a key role in…
GLAAD isn’t happy that Grey’s Anatomy’s Isaiah Washington used the word “faggot” again to say that he didn’t say “faggot” in the first place. Meanwhile, his castmates say he did say “faggot.” Both times. Paris Hilton’s current BFF, Kim Kardashian, doesn’t deny the existence of a sex tape depicting her and Brandy’s brother doing some…